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jessica-nelsonx:

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I WILL GO ALL KICK ASS ON PEOPLE WHO MAKE MY FRIENDS UPSET

thegingersingerguy:

I will punch you.

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Please do.

An Ode the Drab

Drab, drab, drab,

None of you are at all fab.

Except for Louis, Freya, and I

The rest of you make me want to stab myself in my perfect eyes.

All she said was big daddy,

Pull the big dildo out of your asses, laddies.

I’m really just here laughing

smiling, and sighing.

Back to my girl scouts giving me a massage, 

and my perfect, little entourage.

itsgagegolightly sent: You have nothing better to do then pick on the perfection that is Ed Sheeran?

My hair appointment isn’t for another hour, so no.

I WILL GO ALL KICK ASS ON PEOPLE WHO MAKE MY FRIENDS UPSET

thegingersingerguy:

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? SOME BITCH HOLD MY EARRINGS.

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Here comes the second-hand embarrassment again.

thohgossip:

It’s an improvement from your voice so i’m fine with it. Hope you have a shitty day.

This whole house needs to learn how to insult people. Come to my class on Saturday and Sunday. I already told Bob or Eddie about it, whatever his name is. 

I WILL GO ALL KICK ASS ON PEOPLE WHO MAKE MY FRIENDS UPSET

thegingersingerguy:

Carrot top? Wow, I find that a compliment. And lego hurts. Go step on a plug, or an earring. Go try and look more fake.

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What…are…you…even…saying? Listen, boy. I host a class every Saturday and Sunday, 10:00 A.M.-1:00 P.M. I teach the lesser people how to throw out an insult. I’ll even cut you a deal - $29.99 for a membership for three months. The original price is $49.99. It’s a bargain, Bob.

freyahmavor:

Apparently I have to apologise to everyone.

Disgusting. Why?

thohgossip:

It’s not that hard to tell. 

Sighing so loudly right now.